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And if you don’t believe me, do some book-learnin'.
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True, the colors of Red, White, and Blue did in fact make our nation’s independence possible. Without them we wouldn’t have had a cool flag to scare off all those tea drinkin’ Brits.
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Shout out to Marquis de Lafayette who landed on US soil in my home town Georgetown, SC in 1777.
Honorable mention to Francis Marion.
The southern theater won the revolution for us.
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Hell yeah. France saved the revolution.
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True, but the French had their own reasons for seeing the British lose, and it wasn’t just to help America.
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They hastened the end of it, but we had it in the bag by the time they picked a side or stopped striking long enough to take one.
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The first thing Washington did when the French joined was to get Manhattan back - it’d been in British hands since the start.
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.....ehhh, aren’t the British Red, White, and Blue as well?
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Thanks for the help guys!
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They also basically told the South to fuck off during the Civil War when they asked for assistance, so they helped America stay together, albeit for obvious political reasons.
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Louis XVI just lost his head over the whole thing
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Wrong flag though. The Tricolore came after the French revolution, and depending on who you as the color selection was inspired in part by the new United States (much like the revolution itself). When France helped America become a thing the naval ensign for the French Navy was literally this:
Yup.
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We’re all good chums now though.
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Is part of it that Britain had spent the few hundred years previous having wars with France (and Spain) for fun?
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Yeah...
But that I argue that independence wouldn’t have been possible without another country to declare independence from. So their red, white, and blue was also necessary to Independence Day.
Admittedly, the French TOTALLY saved our ass back there.
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Pretty much. “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
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But we’re all best friends now, two World Wars make you close friends.
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They saved our ass in 1781, we saved theirs in two world wars. I’d call it even.
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Hey, helping us out of spite is a totally valid reason to help us out.
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Should be this one:
Also, shout out to Spain, too. They helped a lot. Catholic monarchs really, really hated the British back then.
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And the Prussian officer who came and stood up the Continental troops and trained them in proper (then modern) battlefield formations was a serial..... a um. A uhm. A........ a serial pedophile. Yeah. That too.